Views kaufen – der Praxistext

Ich so: Views für Vimeo kaufen? Warum nicht.

Die so: Bei uns! Bei uns! 5000 Views für 10USD!

Ich so: Okay, auf meinem Paypal-Konto liegen noch 3 USD irgendwas, wieso nicht. Nur welchen Clip? Ah, in einer Woche ist GameCamp Munich – Zeit! Pimpen wir doch den alten Clip vom letzten Jahr. Und schauen wir, ob und wie das klappt.

Die so:

Hi,

 

Greetings.

 

Thanks for purchasing with us! We would like to confirm the receipt of your order/s. However we apologize for the inconvenience, We are having problems filtering the necessary information for your order/s due to the system maintenance we are conducting, but we are currently working on resolving the issues as soon as possible. 

 

For your orders to be fulfilled, we would like to ask for the following information below:

URL:________________________________
5000 Vimeo Views

Please let me hear from you once you have read this message.

Take care and have a great day ahead!

Ich so: Okay, das klingt einfach. URL eintragen. Fertig. Und nun?

Die so:

Hi,

 

Thanks for the prompt response.

Your account will be forwarded to the service team for processing. It will be manually inputted so we can proceed on your campaign in 24 hours. Please allow 48 to 72 hours to see gradual increase on the numbers.

Take care and have a great day ahead!

Ich so: Okay, jetzt also warten.

Und warten.

Und warten.

Und…na, jetzt könnte sich aber mal was rühren!

Die so:

Hi Rudolf Inderst.

Thanks for the email. We sincerely apologize for the slight delay of delivery. Have no worries, our service team is extensively working on your campaign. Please allow 24 hours to see progress on your vimeo. 

If you have any questions, please feel free to reply to this email.

Take care and have a great day ahead.

Ich so: Na, man soll den Tag nicht vor…ach, egal, mal sehen…

(Tatsächlich stiegen die Zahlen dann an drei aufeinanderfolgenden Tagen um jeweils 6.000 views – am Ende waren es also statt 5k 18k an Klickbewegungen geworden. Ein gewisser HL dazu lakonisch: „Bringt doch nichts! Interaktionen müssen her!“ Der Schlauberger!)

Die so heute:

Success!

Your order of 5000 Vimeo Views has been completed. You can now enjoy the additional boost to your social media status and start focusing on other goals. We are rooting for your success!

Quick check on your order information:

Service: Vimeo Views
Quantity: 5000
Price: 10.00
URL: http://vimeo.com/48705746 
Start Count: 10
End Count: 5010

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